Interviewer asked Sajjan: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sajjan: Marjava & Mitjava -=(S.D)=- A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sajjan stands up- we must find & stop her! -=(S.D)=- Sajjan ne Pilot se Headphone Chhin liya. Pilot: Kya kar rahe ho ? Sajjan: Saale, Paisa hum Bhare aur Gaana tu Sune -=(S.D)=- Titanic K Sath Sajjan B Dub Rha Tha Or Hass B Rha Tha Ranjjan: Oye Kyu Hass Rha He Sajjan: Shukr He MeNe ReTuRN TiCKeT Nhi Khrida -=(S.D)=-
Sajjan orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sajjan: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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Sajjan was going with his sister,Sme1 shouts Oye,mashuka lek kahan nikle Sajjan gets angry n slapsHIM and say Oye,masuka HOGIteri meriTO bAhenHE
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Sajjan standing on platform jumps on railway track
Man:Sajjanji aap maroge.
Sajjan:Marega to tu,suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi he
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Taxi Driver- petrol khatm hogaya hai. Gadi aage nahi jasakti.SAJJAN-KOI BAAT NAHI,reverselelo,wapes ghar chalenge.
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Ranjjan:Jab tumhari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nahi bataya Sajjan:Kyuki jab mera scooter gum hua tha to Police walone 15/20 din istemaal karke lautaya tha..
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Sajjan ko Raste me,cycle ka pedal mila,
or use utakar Ghar le aya,
Ghar la kar Biwi ko bola,
ye sambal ke rakde,isme cycle dalwa lenge
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Man-Sajjanji aapke paas mobile hai to phir aapne LETTER kyu bheja. Sajjan-:Oye mene
tujhe phone kiya tha par andar se kaha PLZ TRY LETTER
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