Sardar ji ap ko kabhi pyar nhi hua kya?
Sardar-Oye nhi yar hua tha par woh manti hi nhi thi jab pucho i love u kehti. Pata nahi.... Yeh ullu ka pattha U kon tha!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Autowala:saab 30 rupye hue! Sardar:yeh le 15 rupye! Autowala:saab ye to bemani hai. Sardar:abe kaisi bemani tu b to baith k aaya hai aadhe tu de!!!
A. Malik Malegaon 9226217133
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Sardar Comes to school with one black and one white shoe. Sir-go home and change. Sardar:koyi faayda nahi sir. Ghar mein b 1 black aur 1 white shoes hai
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Sajjan:mai shimla jarahun raste mein apni biwi ko khai mein gira dunga. Ranjjan:meri biwi b leja use b gira dena. Sajjan:theek par use wapsi mein giraunga!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Sajjan: Maine naya detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi. Ab kya karon. Ranjjan: ussi detergent se ek bar khudh naha lo
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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one day sardar had a dream that someone killed him next day he closed his ICICI bank account Y? Bcoz of icici slogan We make your dreams come true.
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Sardar ring his boss- i am sick. Boss- when i m sick i kiss my wife. Try it. 2 hr tater Sardar.- i m feeling better sir. Ur wife is great.
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Tcr: aasman me udne wali cheez ande deti hai. Zameen par chalne wali cheez bachche deti hai,woh kon si cheez hai jo aasman me udti hai aur bachche deti hai. Sardar: oji ji airhostes.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Angry Sardar: choruga nahi main is dunya ko mita dunga. Mita dunga... Another Sardar: he he he... Mai tujhe rabber hi nahi dunga...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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A student atached 100Rs note to his test paper and wrote Rs.1 for 1 mark. Sardar was peper checker. He sent hin Rs 66 back and wrote U got 34 marks keep d change.
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