SARDAR: mobile bill kitna hai? CALLCENTRE GIRL: just dial 123 to know ur current bill status. SARDAR: abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka. A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- sardar juice wale se:jaldi juice de ladai hone wali h, 1glas pine k bad jaldi 1 or de ladai hone wali h Juice wala:kab hogi ladai Sardar-jab tu paise mangega Jagdish-Pune 9225638738 -=(S.D)=-
Sardar ne Coffee mangwai. Waiter kuch door jake kuch ishara karne laga. Aur thodi der baad sardarji k hath mein bill thama diya. Sardar: oye meri coffee kahan hai. Wtr- sahab samjhdar k liye ishara hi coffee hai!
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Sardar: Yar kal ek english film dekhi. Usmein na picture tha aur na hi sound...
Koun c film thii
Sardar: Empty Disk
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Bhoot1-tumhe dar nahi lagta. Bhoot2-nahi. Bhoot1-kisi se b nahi. Bhoot2-nahi. Bhoot1-kabhi sardar dekha hai! Bhoot2-Arey sardar vardar kuch nahi hota sab mann ka waheem hai.
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Ek sardar Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochte sochte mar gaya...
K meri bahen k 3 bhai par meri 2 kaise!
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2 Sardar soldiers captur pakistani. Gav him a dice n said. If u get 1,2,3,4,5we ll kill u. Pakistani-6 aaya to? Sardar-ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara bari aayegi..
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