Teacher:what is the diffre. between a landline and mobile? SARDARJI:Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte hain or mobile ka anguthe se!
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Sardar was sleeping in his room... With his wife!! Y R U SO EXCITED? Let him sleep with his wife! Mind ur own business yaar.
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Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis ane par wife:apka pajama gila kaise hua Sardar Wahan likha tha,sharir ka koy angh bahar na nikale
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1 :Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-
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One line joke : SARDAR
two line joke : 2 SARDARS
three line joke : BOTH PLAYING CHESS
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Hey
i sent u many msg
but
i've not recived even a single msg from u,
So i'll delete ur no.
rista khatam
gud bye
A Sardar send dis 2
C.Care
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......DEADLY ONE......
A Sardar puts lot of lipstick on his forehead..... .....
Why?
..... coz.. ..
he wants to make up his Mind..
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Sardar Bank Lootney Gay Mager Gun Ghar Per Bhool Gaye.
Q.Lakin Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya Pta Hai Kaise???
A:Bank Manager Bhi Sardar Tha..
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2 Sardar Jungle Me Sher Aaya 1Ne Mitti Uthayi Sher Ki Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue Chillaya'Abe Bhag' 2nd:Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali
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A sardar goes to delhi to fill airtel form officer says sir this form U can fill in mumbai also. Sardar:It is mention fill in'capital'
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