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Sardar Jokes-13
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Rehan Kausar

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Ek Nazar idhar bhi..

Sardar-yaar ye murgi ke bache ande tod kar bahar kaise ate hai ? 2sara sardar-pehle ye to bata ki ye bandh ande me ghus kaise jate hai.
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1 Aadmi train se utar k puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai? Sardar Ne socha socha.. Or bola Railway-Station
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Sardarji got a sms from his girl friend "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied.... "I Mr You".!!whats up
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wife: Aaj prty kyu de rhe ho? srdar: Kal mera scooter kho gaya,bhagwan ka sukr hai ki me us par nahi baitha tha, varna me bhi kho jata.
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Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."
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Sardar to another: Oye yar agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota, Dusra Sardar: yaar kuch nahi hame candle light me tv dekhna padta
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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light" haaaaaaaaa
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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
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Sardar was going on Buffelo. A traffic police Stop him n asked for helmet. Sardar : Abe niche dekh FOUR WHEELER Hai....
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Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: DHOKLA.
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