Man:apko thand lagti he to ap kya karte ho? Srdar:me candle k pas baith jata hu. Man:agar fir b lage to? Srdar:oye to me candle jalata hu -=(S.D)=- Mngr:Y ru late? Sardar:Sir on the way I saw my frnd& came in his vehicle Mngr:u came here by vehicle,den y late? Surd:that is Road roller -=(S.D)=- Interviewar: what is ur qualification? Sardarji: Sir i m Ph.d. Interviewar: what do u mean by Ph.d.? Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY. A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- Ek Sardar apne Bete se bola: 'oye, ghabra mat. Tu sher ka puttar hai. Beta : oye papaji, class me teacher Bhi yahi bolti hai. Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- A Sardar was in a hotel and his CELL PHONE rang. Guess wad did he said.? He said- "Hello,how did you kno m here?" R.A.Amrohi 9373216938 -=(S.D)=-
pregnent sadarni carried ISI mark on her stomach.. when asked y ISI mark.. she replied ISI means.. INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE
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Hi-tech sardar inventions 1.Waterproof towel 2 .Book on how 2 read 3.Pedal powerd wheelchair 4.Umbrella with holes to see its raining
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Sardar lost his chk book. Manager: take care, anybody may sign on them. Sardar: do u think i am fool? i already signed on all of them
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Man-'sardarji, tell me,what is meaning of SMS?' Sardar: (Gusse me:) I know it means.. S-Sardaron ka M-Mazak udane ki S-Sasti Service.smile.
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sardar:kal jo shampoo liya tha uska free gift do shpkpr:uspe free gift nahi hai sardar:pagal Samjha hai?..uspe likha hai "Dandruff FREE.
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