Ek raat light jane ke baad. Sajjan: are yaar fan chala na. Ranjjan: Kardi na sardaron wali baat agar fan chalaya to candle bujh jayegee na! Abhi-Lacknow 9935360595 -=(S.D)=- Chota Sardar: Maa kal raat maine bathroom ka darwaja khola to apne aap light jali.
Sardar ki Maa: Kamhne tune phir se frige me susu kiya
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=- Sajjan: Agar is operation k baad main mar gaya to isi doctor se shadi karlena.
Sajjo: Aisa Q bol rahe hoji?
Sajjan: Is se badla lene ka is se achcha aur koi tarika nahi.
S. Saddam 9892805514 -=(S.D)=- Nurse-congrats. Apke judwaa bete hue hain. Sajjan: yeh to hona hi tha. Nurse-kyun? Sajjan: har waqt kbc-2 dekhti thi. Mil gaya na ummid se dugna. S. Saddam 9892805514 -=(S.D)=- Sajjan kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl-please yeh sab shaadi se pehle. Bilku5 nahi. Sajjan:- dont worry darling i am already married. S. Saddam 9892805514 -=(S.D)=- Sajjan: mere computer k liye ek parda dena. Salesman: computer mein parda nahi lagta. Sajjan: tujhe nahi pata mere computer mein Windows hai! A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(S.D)=-
