Sajjan- ek half ticket dena. Conducter- tumhari umar kya hai? Sajjan- 12 saal ko ek din kam. Conducter- tum 12 saal k kab hoge. Sajjan-bus se utarne k baad. Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741 -=(*)=- 1st time introducing intelgnt. Sardar Sajjan: ye kele kitne k hai. Slsman: 1 Rs. Sardar: 60 paise k de! Slsman: 60 paise mein to chilja aayega. Sardar: to 40 le sirf kela dede! Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741 -=(*)=- 10 log sardar ji ko maar rahe the phir b woh hans rahe the. Kish wajah pucha to bole: Main Gurmit hoon aur yeh log kuldip samajh k mar rahe hai. A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(*)=- Q: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte hai. Sajjan: ji mai cooler k saane baith jata hu. Q: agar aur zyada garmi lage to? Sajjan: to mai cooler on kar deta hun. Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424 -=(*)=- Sajjan: oye, puttar dhop mein kee kar raha hai? Puttar: kee nahi, papaji pasina sukha raha hun. Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424 -=(*)=- Sajjan roz hanumaan mandir mein badi hanumaan murti ko maatha tekta tha. Ek din pujari ne waha chuti murti rakh di. Sajjan: Oye chotu papa kidhar gaye tere. Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424 -=(*)=- Sajjan se ek interview mein menager puchta hai: aap ko MS-Office malum hai? Sajjan Aap address bata de to ho aaunga! Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424 -=(*)=- Sajjan raste se guzar raha tha ek diwaar peh usne padha: Padhne wala gadha!
Sajjan ghante bhar sochne k baad use mita kar likha: Likhne wala gadha! Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741 -=(*)=- Sardaron ko 3 bomb mile. Police ko dene chale.pahela Sardar: raste mein agar ek bomb fat gaya to.... Dusra sardar: to police ko jhut bol dege k 2 hi bomb mile the. Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741 -=(*)=- Sajjan: Aaj maine pani ko ullu banaya!
Ranjjan: Woh kaise
Sajjan: Maine pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya. Rizwan-mumbai 9224420741 -=(*)=- Sajjan toilet gaya. Baitha samne wall pe likha tha piche dekho. Woh piche dekha wahan likha tha "Dunya chand par pahonch gai aur tum hain baithe ho" Rizwan-mumbai 9224420741 -=(*)=- Sajjan gun haath mein leye darwaze par ruja. Sajjo: Y R U standing here? Sajjan: shher k shikar par jaraha hun. Sajjo: to jao na! Sajjan: dikhta nahi samne kutta khada hai! A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(*)=- Ek sardar sukhe kheet mein naw chala raha tha. 2nd Sardar: aise logo ne sardaron ka naam badnam kiya hai. Agar mujhe swimming ati to jakar use bahot marta. A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(*)=- Sardar: kaisi machis laya hai ek b tili nahi jalti. Beta: kya baat karte ho papa ek ek tili check karke laya hun. Abhi-Lacknow 9935360595 -=(*)=- All ATMs in Panjab were jammed and not in working condition. Bcoz all Sardarnis put hairpin in machine when it said Enter up Pin. Bolo tara ra! A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133 -=(*)=- Chines was in hospital. Sardar went 2 meet him . Chines said ching chong mou cha and died. Sdr. Went to china 2 knw d mening - kutte oxygen k pipe se pair hata . Shaikh Saddam 9892343395 -=(S.D)=- Ek aadmi train se Utar kar puchta hai: Yeh koun sa Station hai?
Sajjan Sing bahot sochne k baad: Yeh to Railway Station hai!
