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Sms Kanjus-03
by
Rehan Kausar

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Gum mein jine ka maza aata hai. Garibon k ghar bhi ek din khuda aata hai. Ek hum hai ke barish ki tarah roz sms karte hai. Ek aap ka sms sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Thandi hai coffee garam karlo. Is patthar dil ko thoda to naram karlo. Aap ke hote hamara inbox khali. Thoda si to yaaro sharam karlo.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Sms ki ummid laga rakhi hai. Mazre mobile pe tika rakkhi hai. Batrey aur charger bhi la rakhe hai. Par sms aayega kaise dosti Kanjuson se bana rakhi hai.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Hamein to aap jaise dost mar gaye. Lagta hai sare sms bekar gaye. Kabhi na hare kisi se. Par aap ki kanjusi se har gaye.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Sitam sehne ki b had hoti hai. Kisi ko satane ki b had hoti. Sms bhejne ki koshish to karo janaab. Muft mein sms padhne ki b had hoti hai.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Massage na karke kya jataoge. Bachake chillar kya nark mein Tajmahel banaoge. Bana b liya to hamein pata hai aap usse b kiraye se chalaoge.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Ek din ye mausam badl jayega. Tumhara mobile jeb se gir jayega. Fir bachana tum sms ke paise. Tumhari karni ka phal tume mil jayega.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Dil se dil laga k tn dekho. Meri yaadon ko apna dil mein basa ke to dekho. Sms kya call bhi kaqenge ek baar hamare mobile ka bill chuka k to dekho.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Masti aankho mein hoti hai sharab mein nahi. Bhakti shraddha mein hoti hai mandir mein nahi. Dosti sms karne se hoti hai sms padhne se nahi.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ye le chillar uthale sms karne k kaam aayega..... KANJUS!!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Bapu ne kaha hai jo tumhe sms na kare use rooooz ek sms bhejo. Ek din sue sharam aayegi aur wo tumhe sms karega!
Gandhigiri
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagaam. Msg. Padhne wale ko mera salam. Coffee Pepsi pine walo kabhi pani b piya karo. Fukat me msg. Padhne walo kabhi sms b kiya karo.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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barish b zyada. hawa b zyad. Fazal b zyada. Munafa b zyad. Sub kuch wholesale mein hai. Par tera sms Q Retail mein hai.
Kisi Mahapurush ne kaha hai! Kalyug mein ek karmyogi dost hoga, jo nirantar sms karega aur dusra papi sirf hansega. Hans papi hans!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Thandi ha chai garam karlo. Is pathar dil ko thoda naram karlo. Ap k hote inbox khali hai mera. Thodi si to sharam karlo.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Mausam badla sardi hogi. Bis ap k sms k zidagi bechain hogai. Kya aap humein bhul gaye. Ya free sms ki scheme band hogai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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