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Sms Kanjus-05
by
Rehan Kausar

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Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gayi hame b phone k blance ki kImat samaz aa gayi socha ab apko msg n kare par ye kambakht dosti yaada gayi
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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo, Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo
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Ek Glass Pani Lo Os Me Neem Ke Tree K Phol Dalo 2 Ghante K Liye Rakh Do Phir Dus Min Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Baad Peee Lo Kanjoosi K Keere Mar Jaye Ge
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Thanks For not sending any SMS. U will win "BHARAT KANJUS RATNA" Award, NA-NA SMS mat karna varna ye award koi aur le jayega
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Hello:itna sannata kyu he? Kitni der se phone ki ring nai baji? Kya ye sare network fuse hogaye? Ya mujhe chahne wale kanjoos ho gaye?
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Dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata. Tuta hua sitara dekha nahi jata. Apne hisse ke saare sms aapko dedu kanjus ka khali INBOX dekha nahi jata
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Take this 5 Rs coin and send me 3-4 sms & keep the change.
Kanjusi ki bhi Had hoti hai Yar
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Fulo me GULAB Hit
Bolywod me AMITABH
Tenis me SANIA
Music me HIMESH
Steel me MITAL
Busines me AMBANI
Balo me DHONI
SMS me HuM
Kanjusi me aap..
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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He bhagwan kya teri mayahai,fursat se hamara naseeb banaya hai na sms na hi koi miss call, kya kanjooson ke sehanshah ko hamara dost banaya hai
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Respected international KANJUS,
thanks For not sending any Sms.
You will win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA Award,
NA-NA SMS MAT karna varna ye award koi aur le jayega
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Sms karne k 5 fayde... 1. Mobile ko zang nahi lagega. 2.Time pass acha hoga. 3.Contect bana rahega. 4.Padhne wala jo bhejo padhega. 5.Koi tumhe kanjus nahi samjhega.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938

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