SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag-- SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi, SHUB RATRI -=(S.D)=- Kya hua balance nahi he kya? Ok recharge card number bhej raha hoon llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yaha blade se scratch karo -=(S.D)=- Achcha bhala ('.') Dost tha, '<)|(>' _/''\_
Mene
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SMS nahi krta tha
Tuto samajhdar he -=(S.D)=-
Take ur cell
wash it
Cut it into small pieces,
fry
add spices & salt
Now ur mobile pickle is ready..
SMS to aap karte nahi
to aachar hi daloge Na.
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Agar koi achha sa Msg ho to use
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do...
kahin galti se send na ho jaaye.;-)........
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He Bhagwan kya teri maya hai Fursat se hamara naseb banaya hai Na SMS na hi koi Call Kya KANJUSO k SHAHENSHA ko hi hamara DOST banaya hai
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INBOX KI gawahi or Bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue IPC k Dhara 420 k tahat Msg padh rahe Mujrim ko Msg na bhejne k jurm me KANJUS karar diya jata hai...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Take this coin and send me sms. Kanjusi ki bhi hadd hoti hai. Ab 1 rupya le kar toffi mat kharid lena! Msg bhej dena.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Lekar DIL vapas kiya nahi jata,
Is NAZUK DIL ko zakhm diya nahi jata,
Sach me DUNIYA badi zalim hai
SMS sasta hai fir bhi kiya nahi jata....
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Height Of Kanjusi . . . . . . . . . . Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . . . . . . . . .
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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He Bhagwan kya teri maya hai, Fursat se hamaara Naseeb banaaya hai. Na SMS na hi koi Call, Kya KANJOOSON ke SHAHENSHA oa se pala pada hai!!!
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